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Guasa chat notice

In short: Guasa is an artificial intelligence parody. You are not talking to Nicolás Maduro, Cilia Flores, Delcy Rodríguez or anyone else in the cast, and they have not approved it. We do not store your conversations and nobody on our side reads them, unless you choose to send one to us. If a reply crosses a line, tap Report under it.

1. What Guasa is

Guasa is a satirical chat. Each character's replies are generated automatically by an AI model (Claude, by Anthropic), guided by excerpts of that public figure's own past public statements. The characters are deliberately confrontational: they deflect, boast and needle back, the way these figures do in public. It is parody and commentary about public figures, not a statement of fact. Replies can be wrong, out of date or invented. Do not rely on them for news, legal, medical or financial decisions.

No character is the real person, speaks for them, or is affiliated with or endorsed by them or any government.

2. Your privacy: what we do and do not see

We do not store the text of your messages or of the replies. Our server keeps only a usage counter without content: an anonymous random identifier for your browser, which character you chatted with, the site and language, the time, and the number of AI tokens used (to control costs and abuse).
Topic labels, not text. To learn what people want to talk about, each message is matched automatically against fixed keyword lists and only the resulting label is kept, from this list: trial and prison, money and corruption, drug trafficking, repression and human rights, elections and politics, migration and family, daily life, humor and greetings, questions about the AI, the letter service, insult or venting, other, plus a yes/no flag for insults. The message itself is discarded. If a message mentions suicide or self-harm, no label is kept; we only count that a crisis referral was shown, without who or what.
The site owner and staff cannot read your conversations. There is no log or panel where they could; the statistics panel shows only counts and topic labels.
To generate each reply, your message is sent to Anthropic, the AI provider, over an encrypted connection. Under Anthropic's commercial terms, API inputs and outputs are automatically deleted from its systems within 30 days and are not used to train its models without permission. See Anthropic's data retention policy.
The conversation lives only on your screen: close the chat or reload the page and it is gone.
Hosting and security providers may keep IP addresses in their access logs; those logs do not contain what you type.
Only you can send us your chat, in two ways. If you tap Report under a reply, that reply and your message just before it are emailed to us so a person can review them. If you tap Send to our team and tick the consent box, the last messages of that conversation (up to 24) and your note are emailed to us so we can fix or improve the character. Neither is published or stored in our database, and neither includes your name. Nothing is sent unless you do it.

Don't type personal information you would not want an AI provider to process: full names of private people, addresses, phone numbers, IDs, health or financial details.

3. Content rules and reporting

The characters are designed to argue, not to harm. They are instructed not to threaten anyone, incite violence, attack people for their race, religion, nationality, sex or sexual orientation, produce sexual content, or make factual accusations about private individuals. AI can still get it wrong. Every character reply has a Report button: choose the reason, add a note if you want, and it reaches a person. To tell us about a whole conversation (a character that got something wrong, a reply that fell flat, an idea), use Send to our team at the bottom of the chat. You can also write to info@mailmaduro.com. We use reports to adjust the characters' instructions.

4. Age

Guasa is for adults (18+). It is not designed for children.

5. If you are going through a hard time

If you write that you are thinking about suicide or hurting yourself, the character steps out of the parody and points you to real help. In the United States, call or text 988 (988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline). Outside the U.S., find a free local line at findahelpline.com. In an emergency, call your local emergency number.

6. Laws this notice was written to follow

We wrote this notice with the following rules in mind. Listing them is not a claim that each applies to this site or to you.

EU Artificial Intelligence Act — Regulation (EU) 2024/1689, Article 50People must be told when they are interacting with an AI system. In force since 2 August 2026.
California SB 243 — Business and Professions Code §22601 and following (companion chatbots)Clear AI disclosure, a published crisis protocol referring users to crisis services, and protections for minors. In force since 1 January 2026.
New York General Business Law, Article 47 (AI companion models)AI disclosure at the start of a session and at least every three hours, and a crisis-referral protocol. In force since 5 November 2025.
California Business and Professions Code §17941 (bot disclosure, "B.O.T. Act")Bots may not mislead people about being artificial.
California Consumer Privacy Act (Civil Code §1798.100 and following) and the EU General Data Protection RegulationTelling you what personal data is collected, why, and who processes it (section 2 above).
Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988)U.S. Supreme Court: parody of public figures that cannot reasonably be understood as stating actual facts is protected speech.

Operated by JCGV Consulting and Management Inc.. Questions about this notice: contact us. Last updated: 25 September 2026.